When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.
by JJ Col December 31, 2011
Get the Helping Hand mug.1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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Jim intended to help Sally unload her car after a long day of shopping. Her little sister screamed with delight when she saw the PS3 in his hands.
"That was her birthday present you dweeb!",said Sally. "You are anti-helping!"
"That was her birthday present you dweeb!",said Sally. "You are anti-helping!"
by DGMA January 29, 2009
Get the Anti-Helping mug.The combination of herpes, gonnorhea, syphilis, and aids. Quite a nasty combination, usually used to make jokes about a person who is extremely sexually active.
Sam - I wouldn't be surprised if Trevor had herpigonacifilaids, with all that stuff he's doing in the back seat of chevy's and stuff.
Bob - Nah, they tested him before he joined the corps, he's clean.
Bob - Nah, they tested him before he joined the corps, he's clean.
by Samaziod March 26, 2009
Get the Herpigonacifilaids mug.A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.
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It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.
Jerome Anya being a fag lol
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It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.
Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need
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Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
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Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
by sclocal May 22, 2008
Get the Hand Helping mug.When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and he headbutts her in the back of the head, causing her to pass out. He then flips her over and takes a shit on her chest and titty fucks her. This is a combination of the Donkey Punch and Chilli Dog.
Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.
Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!
Neil: What a slut!
Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!
Neil: What a slut!
by luv951-2 April 3, 2009
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