Hawaiian Handshake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Philadelphia Fist bump
"we were so exhausted from banging all afternoon all we could muster was the Hawaiian handshake. It felt so good it had her in tears though"
by CMDR Peaches November 02, 2019
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hawaiian tattoo

A "tattoo" in surf terminology is when you get scraped on the reef therefor a Hawaiian tattoo would be get scraped or cut on the reef in hawaii
when I was surfing in Hawaii I fell on the reef, it sucked but at least I got a Hawaiian tattoo
by Trustittrustit March 13, 2016
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Hawaiian breezed

When you are standing outside on the beach down wind of a group of men that are jerking off and their load splashes you in the face.
Me and my homies Hawaiian Breezed this bitch lastnight.
by Bludtung February 08, 2018
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Hawaiian Punchoholic

One who takes on characteristics of an alcoholic but with Hawaiian Punch instead of an alcoholic beverage.
It was apparent that the girl was a Hawaiian punchoholic after she had drank two-thirds of the bottle without assistance.
by Legit boss November 09, 2014
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Hawaiian pizza

It's like pizza, but more pizza. If you don't like Hawaiian pizza, there is something seriously wrong with you.
"Hey man, let's go out to get some Hawaiian pizza."

"Isn't that just normal pizza?"

"Double check your closet tonight."
by Not videogamedunkey November 08, 2022
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Hawaiian Shitbox

Hawaiian Shitbox
Taking a shit in a bathroom with a shower on. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the dump-ee start shitting and the poo particles thicken up the already steamy air with a blast of shit gas. Once the deuce as been dropped, the fucktard usually sits around in the newly created scat dungeon.

The negatives of Hawaiin Shitboxing are as follows.
1. The heat from the steam causes one's pores to open up and absorb poo particles.
2. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with shit gas that one constantly inhales the poo particles with every breath.

To Hawaiian Shitbox someone else, you simply take a quick shit in the same bathroom, while they are showering.
John

I love to Hawaiian Shitbox my university residence's bathrooms at least once a week.

Hey man did you Hawaiian Shitbox the bathroom? Its fucking disgusting in there.
by MaxCarnage January 25, 2016
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hawaiian winchester

a sex position which involves the man pouring hawaiian punch on a woman's tits and blowing the hawaiian punch off her tits.
single man - "hey man, how'd your wedding night go?"
married man - "it was great! we tried lots of different things. my favorite was the hawaiian winchester though, because it pleased her tits."
by n3rd.hall April 30, 2012
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