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Hausered

1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.
Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.
by Modern Words December 28, 2009
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hausemaster

one of the two founders of 2b2t the most autistic place online
oh hausemaster do you want to build a base to gather hause hause hause
by 4b4t March 6, 2017
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Kai Hansen

One Of the greatest Metal vocalists to ever sing, voice capabilities go as high as a sound of a screeching tire which makes his songs sound interesting. Started out with being the vocalist and guitarist for Helloween, then went to Iron Savior and finally stayed in Gamma Ray. Guest Starred in in "Valhalla" by Blind Guardian and Tobias Sammet's Avantasia
Kai Hansen is the originator of Helloween and Gamma Ray
by Karth February 3, 2005
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Hansen

n. A quiet and dependable group of people who are known especially for their unbeatable work ethic. Usually originate in the Netherlands. Can also be red-headed.
"You need your roof shingled? Why not hire some Hansens to do it?"
by Maximillion Master777 March 25, 2009
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Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
by napalmninja October 26, 2009
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Cole Hauser

An actor; Recently starred in 2 Fast 2 Furious in Paparazzi. Also one of the most gorgeous men on this planet.
"Cole Hauser... Yummy..."
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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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