Kodey Hansen

Loves with a passion and all his heart, little boys... kodey secrelty takes photos of little boys and keeps them in a box under his bed to fiddle too before he sleeps. Kodey repeatedly whispers to himself, "Little men little men, why dont u love me little men" in a high pitched voice while he is stroking his little donga in his warm sticky hand. But absolutely most of all that kodey loves, is disabled little vegetable kids. he teases them then runs away saying, im faster im faster nananana (kids in wheelchairs). Kodey is a very loving and kind person (to little boys) ((extra points if ur disabled)) (((His fav is retard kids or ones who cant speak or move))). He really does love ALL types of people.

Look at kodey man, hes chanting little men to himself again

everyone wants to be like kodey hansen

by wazza letts March 6, 2022

Hansen-worthy

A teenage girl who is attractive enough to risk meeting up with NBC's Chris Hansen over.

You seen Miley Cyrus lately? Man, she's gettin' Hansen-worthy!

by not very creative pseudonym January 13, 2009

Evan Hansen

A little precious cutie chamallow who's needs love and affection. He is from the musical "Dear Evan Hansen". He is in love with all the trees .

"Did you know a cutie liar ?
-Yes, Evan Hansen is a cutie liar."

by RaiTheFrog June 5, 2019

Mr. Hansen

A medium height jack ass. That thinks he's the shit and is very immature person who carries a life saver (which isn't very life saving by the way.) A Mr. Hansen is also lazy person that don't do shit.

A Mr. Hansen is and faggot and who should never be trusted with anything or anyone.

Mr. Hansen is a faggot!!

by dooky flucking bratzzzzz May 18, 2018

Chris Hansen

A child molester.
Pedophile catching pedophile.

A - Is chris hansen pedophile ?
B - Yes ofcourse.

by Chris hacker January 10, 2010

Jim Hansen

a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.

jim hansen whipped bills ass and gouged out his left eye holy fuck!

by Sparqz May 27, 2009

Chris Hansen

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".

Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.

by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009