Halloween

The time of year where grown men can pretend they are only trick or treating to accompany their young son/daughter when in actuality they just want some candy.

Man: Oh god! I can't wait for the next Halloween!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!

by DragonSlayer(aka Ace Renn) November 01, 2017

halloween

The day that children are permitted to trespass with a mask on, and take candy from strangers.

Carl, Its Halloween Get your fat ass up you festering cunt!

by thatspookyboi October 28, 2019

Halloween

the year for cosplayers like me 😏

Luna: what holliday is in october?
draco: halloween?

by rawr 🦖 October 07, 2020

halloween

tomorrow...unless its not october 30th

this is halloween,this is halloween...

by Lesll October 31, 2018

Halloween

An excuse of a holiday for teenage girls to dress up like sluts:)

What ever happened to innocent children in Wizard of Oz costumes on Halloween? You'll understand if you've seen Mean Girls

by hi_imanerdalert May 04, 2014

Halloween

Another excuse for girls to dress up as sluts and get away with it.

me: Dam Becky, put some more clothes on you slut.

Becky: No it's halloween!

by ilovesluts January 22, 2013

halloween

One horrifying day when an anti-social psychopath dresses up in coveralls and a Captain Kirk mask and then stalks & butchers hot ass cheerleaders and their friends in a variety of ways.

If your last name is 'Myers' or 'Strode', stay the f*ck out of Haddonfield Illinois on October 31.

by MrPhoenix December 21, 2003