The loud, balding, obnoxious guy that's always in front of you any place you have to wait in line: the bank, the checkout counter, McDonald's. Always has his cheesy '80s sunglasses tucked into the back of his tank top(the same tank that advertises bad beer or says "Don't Ask Me 4 Shit"), the tank that is straining at his beer belly or Hungry Man-induced same. Never wears deodorant. The guy who always passes the waiting time making comments that are corny or flat-out stupid, but for some reason, crack his shit up. All the while, he's trying in vain to suck in his stomach, and trying to flirt with the 16-year old help. Eeewww.
So, there was this... Gut in front of me last night...
Get outta the way, GUT! Nobody's impressed, and the rest of us got lives!
I got drunk last night and was a total GUT.
Get outta the way, GUT! Nobody's impressed, and the rest of us got lives!
I got drunk last night and was a total GUT.
by Mr. Bufo December 3, 2005
Get the gutmug. When a male penis goes so deep inside a vagina it hits the inside of a woman's stomach, causing her to orgasm violently.
Girl 1: Where did you end up last night?
Girl 2: I lost you, met this guy and got completely gutted. So good.
Girl 2: I lost you, met this guy and got completely gutted. So good.
by Cranlow May 6, 2018
Get the Guttedmug. Arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Similar to Balls
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Similar to Balls
by dd_fuzz September 20, 2006
Get the Gutsmug. by kirstie&leanne February 16, 2005
Get the gutmug. its like when sumthing bad happens to your friend and your so glad it didnt happen to you. it can be pity and sympathy but also jealousy.
1) woa! omg my boyfriend jst came out!
"gutted!"
2) i got those timby's u sed u wanted by the way.
"gutted"
"gutted!"
2) i got those timby's u sed u wanted by the way.
"gutted"
by xQueenBx January 11, 2004
Get the guttedmug. A term used to describe a person who is acting wack, stupid, foolish, and basically very despicable.
Philippe: "I'm gonna go fuck that bitch, I gotta get my nut son."
Matt: "Son that bitch is fuckin' fat. Your trippin'!"
Philippe: "I don't give a fuck, it's better than catchin' a beat."
Matt: "Son, I'd rather catch a beat than fuckin' that ugly bitch."
Jake: "Nigga.......you gutted!!!"
Matt: "Son that bitch is fuckin' fat. Your trippin'!"
Philippe: "I don't give a fuck, it's better than catchin' a beat."
Matt: "Son, I'd rather catch a beat than fuckin' that ugly bitch."
Jake: "Nigga.......you gutted!!!"
by DJ Blournie Stone April 7, 2008
Get the guttedmug.