toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

guppy stomper

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

by El Fredo October 22, 2004

butt guppy

A butt guppy happens when you're finished taking a shit but your asshole won't close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.

The other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy. I think I might be getting ass flu and will have to go home scule.

by Wally Pelech February 16, 2007

Curtis Guppy

A normy who thinks he is cool because he likes shitty memes.

"Lol shrek is a good meme"

"No its not fuck off you normy Curtis guppy suck a dick"

by HiddenBoi October 30, 2017

Guppy Twat

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.

Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017

Love Guppies

sperm

Bob blew a load of love guppies all over Sara's face.

by m3n00bz October 27, 2016