gumby

The state of erection that is not quite hard, but not at all soft.

Example 1: "Dude I've been gumby for about sixteen minutes! I can't decide which way I want to go."

by Matthew Fratstar March 26, 2008

Gumby

When a persons gums are overly exposed when they smile.

" Hey...Gumby, where's Pokey?"

by kilrbunnie February 19, 2008

gumby

Word used to describe home schooled kids. Nerdy and awkward but not exactly.

Heather is was homeschooled, she is nerdy. No she is gumby.

by WTFwasthat November 5, 2010

gumby

A fag with a tiny dick.

Gumby is such a fag.

by meezyfbaby11 August 25, 2015

Gumby

the gummy claymation character was a bit dense and slow talking... Scratching his head in bewilderment... Making single syllable noises "doh" and being awkward.

Get your shit together, stop being such a Gumby.

by WilmerFINGERDO January 7, 2016

Gumby

Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"

That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"

Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"

by Fats_Mcgee November 6, 2017

Gumby

Wretched, not good, ugly, horrible

The house was infested with roaches, it was Gumby.

by MYNELYME January 19, 2019