Indo-Guido

Primary Characteristics include: A blowout hairstyle, faux hawk, excessive use of gel or pomade. Facial precisely trimmed, usually in a goatee, sideburns and other hair seems ideal and looks drawn on. Clothing usually styled with denim and flashy button downs, sweater vests, vests, and/or ties from express.com or Guess.com. Other accessories also add to the guidoness – Gold chains, flashy watches or jewelry, white loafers, large shade also known as aviators, and numerous other add-on’s that convey that these types of people should in a Indian Mob, which is seemingly impossible, or a Raghav/Jay Sean music video.

"Dawg, that indo-guido should be a back-up dancer or singer for my new song, "I'm Cheesy" - Juggy D

by Chirag Shah 123321 April 3, 2008

guishable

1. to be guishy; squishy
2. overly dramatic

Eww, this banana is guishable.. i dont want it.
Stop crying, you're SOO guishable. Dodgeball isnt even a sad movie.

by seanski July 16, 2008

Guimon

The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.

Man that guys got Guimon

by The Guimon December 14, 2008

GuisePak

what was once a good company named south and juctice is now a horrieble company located in Seven Hills and run by an evil sumbag named lee

oi ur coming to work tomorrow? "why sir its christmas daqy tomorrow" so, come to work or u are fired. i didnt get guisepak tattooed accross my chest for nothing

its the 11th of november at 11am lee docks our pay for the minute silence

by hope St dealer November 8, 2009

Guidotti

A member of the Arachnid family that dwells under rocks and dreams of one day making big in the tornado chasing industry. Loves disaster movies including spiders eating smaller insects. Mentioned in the horrific novel "A Nightmare Featuring Caitlin of Guidotti" by award winning author Carole Hutchinson, in which a young Guidotti named Caitlin fulfills her dreams only to be eaten by a shark.

Oh look! There is a terrfying Guidotti! Squash it with your foot! Or, better, use the vacuum cleaner!

by Jane C June 11, 2010

guidopotamus

a guido/guidette who wears big sunglasses, usually overweight; and has an ugly smile with a huge gap that makes her/him look like a hippo! (usually of Italian descent)

look at christina's smile! shes a total guidopotamus!

by guidopotamus in training July 20, 2010

Guidology

The study of the Jersey Shore cast to learn the dialect and how to act.

Shane studies guidology so he knows how to make his hair into a blowout, and what ed hardy to wear.

by 342fsaf May 16, 2011