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Grot blocked

When a complete grot of a person ruins your peace and happiness with their narcissistic, selfish, calculated ways
Person 1: I heard Shannan’s doing really well nowadays
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked

Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.
by ShannanD July 5, 2025
mugGet the Grot blockedmug.

Grot

"Josiah is actual grot wtf"
by Edgymc July 18, 2022
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hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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Grots

The grots is a extremely aggressive plague that spreads with foul smell often associated with a ratweiler when a dirty obese person has walked out the toilet
Obese person: Don't go in there mate the grots will get ya
Normal person: oh nooo not the grots
by Nigel bushdy May 23, 2020
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fetid grot

A rotten smell usually emitted from the vagina
Im going for a shower to clean my fetid grot!
by Cuntcock November 23, 2017
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grotting

A borderline disgusting combination of gooning and rotting; like bedrotting but it's just gooning
I heard he called off work because he's been grotting in his basement and hasn't left in days...
by n11ght June 1, 2025
mugGet the grottingmug.

crutch grot

A fluid developed from the mixture of semen and ass. This fluid is discharged after gay bum sex an fermanted in a plastic cup for atleast 3 days. Gay boys where this as a cologne to attract more manly gay boys!
Mary: where is Luke?

Todd: Over there sniffing Brian's "Crutch Grot"

Mary: That's gross!!!
by Jacko46555 December 12, 2013
mugGet the crutch grotmug.

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