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gronk

new version of gronk is a idiot who dresses like total poo gronk gronk is also a word aussies use as a insult personly i think this word is funny.ncan be used in sentences such as
ilol bash ya you gronk
your a grink
your a dumb gronk
by amyperson June 1, 2021
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getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.
Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.
by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013
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fucking gronk

Dont touch my dick you fucking gronk
by Generic Archer January 4, 2018
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Gary Gronkle

The Gary Gronkle is similar to the Kirby Krackle. It is an inking effect created by comic book artist Gary Shipman. It is achieved by brushing on inkblots and painting them in a finger paint style. It adds a unique style to his comic book backgrounds.
The "Gary Gronkle" effect is seen in the background of many comic book panels done by the comic book artist, Gary Shipman.
by Purgatory Switch January 5, 2023
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Gronk

Actual Meaning:
Dead Sperm.....no seriosly it means dead sperm

Other meaning:
A word used to describe someone who is boganny, dumb, stupid, slow, talks with an annoying voice, and are often into rundown cars

Habitat:
Gronks are native to Australia being incredibly abundent
"Oi Hey Man.... Im gon go uh you know ... honk at some birds in mah paddy basha"

"oh god look at this gronk"
by HIV Positive December 23, 2009
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blaze a gronk

The act of forcing out a hot fecal log of impressive length and girth.
After a long day of recording, the musician disappeared into the toilette to blaze a gronk.
by Mars Violet Deep January 16, 2011
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Gronk

Gronk was the name of a caveman character in the sixties TV show "It's About Time". Gronk carried a club and his wife was called Shag. His character was a "very dumb caveman" neanderthal type. The actor was Joe Ross. The show ran for a couple of seasons. It portrayed spacemen who travelled in time.
"Hi Gronk, how's the cave?".
by ferret1 June 6, 2010
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