Granite

Something that is disgusting.

My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!

Granite by kwinksy August 26, 2008

granite city speedball 

When you mix methamphetamine with dabs.

Dude, me and Timmy did some Granite city speedballs last night, that shuts intense.

granite city speedball by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016

General Granite

A roundish and content baby; other characteristics include excessive grunting and uncanny sleeping preferences.

General Granite wants more to eat.

General Granite by cpete April 12, 2007

Captain Granite 

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.

I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.

Captain Granite by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011

granite

Sub for words such as 'cool', 'awesome', and 'gnarly'.

A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.

-Hey man, sorry about last night
+No worries bud, its all granite!

Or

-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!

granite by supertightbutthole October 19, 2014

groknite 

the grease residue on your hands after fixing a car

The groknite left upon the widow's hand made her realize how much she missed her inventive husband.

groknite by McDuck July 12, 2003

Gromanize 

To excel so superbly in one's field of expertise, it puts others to shame.

Oh damn. Did you see how he gromanized that spreadsheet?

Gromanize by Gromanizer May 8, 2013