A dump, defecation, shit or state of constipation that is so painful and so difficult to work out that one must grab the handicap bars within the stall in order to brace and provide leverage for the almost birth like pushing that is required to eventually reach the point of release.
Myron suffered from the worst case of constipation that he had ever encountered. This, combined with his severe external hemorrhoids created the perfect turd birthing storm and he went to the restroom and had a Bar Gripper until he finally released his demon turd.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
Get the Bar Gripper mug.An individual that has not mastered the art of giving the perfect hand job. One that tugs way too hard and way to tight making what should be a pleasurable, orgasmic handy feel like one's cock is being dismembered from their pubic region.
Hey braaaahhh. Sheila offered to give me a handy if I meet her in the study room at the library. I'm heading there right now. Come watch.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
No thanks braaahhhh. Been there done that. She's a vice gripper. She gonna yank ya dick off and I can't watch that.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2015
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by Beekmaster21 January 5, 2022
Get the Ground Gripper mug.gripperky /slov. gríperky/ pochádza zo slova "grippers", v preklade nohe s dlhýma prastama, je skupina tínedžeriek, každá z iného konca sveta, ktoré sa postupne postretávali na táboroch Wačumba ( evolúcia, kone, fantázia /pozn. nie ta CK/ ), definované ako osem tiel s jednou dušou..
dedo: "joooj tote gripperky zasa mi palce dudlajú"
dedo:"máte sedem sekúnd"
someone:"smrdia jej nogy, je to gripperka!!!"
eli:"špinďurka gripperka"
dedo:"máte sedem sekúnd"
someone:"smrdia jej nogy, je to gripperka!!!"
eli:"špinďurka gripperka"
by lojak1100 December 26, 2022
Get the gripperky mug.The term, as made popular by social media personality "Mr Hotspot", refers to any sandwich of any kind or cheesesteak-like sandwich which is undeniably very delicious, or "delicioso" as he often says. Both distinctions are absolutely mandatory & required to qualify as a "young gripper": it must be a sandwich or handheld sandwich-like food, & it must be verifiably delicious.
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Get the Young gripper mug.by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005
Get the grippe mug.A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.
From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.
by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010
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