Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 27, 2016

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

young grasshopper

Young grasshopper a term used for a young apprentice in traing by the wise mantis to become wise and mighty.

Man mattys was wasted latsnight hes such a young grasshopper

patients young grasshopper wish fishmantis will show you the way.

by fishmantis October 28, 2013

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010

Reverse grasshopper

During sex, after the guy cums he tries to bite the girls head off.

Ever since Joanna tried out the reverse grasshopper with Brodie she has bite marks all over her neck

by Aj’ac January 10, 2021

Hungarian Grasshopper

A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.

When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.

by an ass monkey April 23, 2009

The Long-Dong Grasshopper

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.

I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.

by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009