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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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grandmother

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.
be nice to your grandmother- or you'll wind up in hell.
by dagger_grrl February 20, 2004
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Grandmother Qua

A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.
Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua!
by Sexy Rainbow Unicorn February 24, 2011
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Grandma Montana

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.
Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.
by K. Wright February 1, 2009
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Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.
I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010
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Bernard-Grandmaître

Is a shitty Elementary School that has dumb teacher riddled around. As you walk around you can see No Smoking Signs on every wall. Also their principal is very idiotic and not in any way smart.
Bernard-Grandmaître Is a dumb school.
by Blueyso May 25, 2019
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R Kelly's Grandma

A key witness in his pissing trial.
"That's my Robert..always pissing on someone. Don't forget her hair." - R Kelly's Grandma.
by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004
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