Instant Grassification

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.

Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......

by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017

Lenkismic Graelierism

A person with a severe lack of skill or rizz, with an unfathomable lack of a father figure

“Bro you’re such a lenkismic graelierism, get a life!”

by ThatFL232 April 22, 2023

Reese's Greasies

Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.

I think Rick called into work today because he's got a bad case of the Reese's greasies.

by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014

Greasin'

To diss someone

Girl: Damn you're ugly af!
Boy: Stop greasin'

by nwchicaaa July 1, 2011

Graesha

A badass b who doesn’t care about anyone. She’s chill and nice and funny and she knows how to dance. Everyone wants a Graesha at their party. She surrounds herself by friends and she is fun to hang around. She’s good at hding her feelings and is energetic and happy all the time.

Guy 1: “who’s dancing over there?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know, but she’s good at it.”
Guy 3: “ her name is probably graesha.”

by saltyespepperno June 5, 2019

greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

greasin

to be greasey, a real smooth slick player, keeps everything he does on the down low, being so greasy nobody knows anything has happened but the person greasin. (known for the attitude with involved woman "What he don't know won't hurt him")

ned: what you going at tonight?
Tom: Going to the bar and greasin it up.

by Iggy2007 November 29, 2007