Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

Silly goose

It is a term people use when someone is being silly. It is normally said with affection to the person being silly. I have absolutely no idea why the saying mentions a goose. maybe because people see geese as being silly. Who knows?

Octavious: "I had seen an octopus fly a kite one day."

Kevin: "Octopus don't fly kites, you silly goose!"

by OpheliaRedRose May 8, 2013

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Rankanga September 13, 2005

godsend

When a situation is tense and unexpectantly something or someone arrives that completely eases the situation. In other words, a life-saver.

If Kate can make it tonight to help out at the banquet, she would be a godsend!

by Jonathan LPY September 25, 2005

Goatsesense

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

by Rentro November 13, 2004

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.

As she sat down driving all day she was producing major Goose Butter

by Don Menna March 6, 2017

wild goose

A nickname for your penis.

Drop your pants and grab your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.

by Nick D February 24, 2004