Goateehawk

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.

Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.

by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.

what a goiter bomber.

by goiterbomber June 25, 2012

gordeaux

Fancy French, inoffensive way to say fat.

"I'd date her but she is much too gordeaux for my taste."

by Jayneesha999 July 5, 2014

Accidental Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Accidental Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and looking like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

Shaving Victim: Why would I pay someone to shave my beard? Your mom does it for free when I give her a mustache ride.

Friend: ...

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

Gooted

A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".

I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".

by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008

gore whore

Having extreme interest in blood, death, the undead, scars, gore. A gore whore could possibly be a necrophiliac

person 1--Ewwwwww your grossing me out
person 2-hehe, I thought so, im a gore whore for life

by caden May 3, 2006

gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017