gooter

A gooter is a womans external genitalia

pussy, fanny, gee

by jaime December 17, 2003

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Sloppy Gopher

While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.

"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.

by PERRAY November 9, 2009

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One of them ther' gopher-dogs

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.

Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"

by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003

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gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

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Goiter Bomb

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.

I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.

by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

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