Beautiful, stunning, talented, athletic, intelligent, humble girl with eyes that are out of this world and a personality that even just by talking to her once you'll fall in love.
by Sparkle sloth February 14, 2014
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The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
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Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
by LordSnowden June 20, 2019
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by katdognow April 20, 2009
Get the greasy grimmy gopher guts mug.To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
Get the polishing the one eyed gopher mug.The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)
by Star Fox 21 March 2, 2017
Get the gopher dick mug.While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
by PERRAY November 9, 2009
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