ghostie wipe

a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty

man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped

by stacyt5 November 3, 2007

Ghostie

1: left over smoke in the chamber of a bong after a cone has been pulled.

2: Riding a bike at full speed towards a jump/ ramp and jumping off the back of it just before it launches into the air with no-one on it.

1: person; "hey dude, pull the ghostie, stop wasting my weed."

2: Person; "Hey man, we found an old bike down at the park, wanna come ghostie it into the lake?"

by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

Ghostie

A Ghostie is a term used for when you drop a log in the toilet and when you turn around to view it. It's gone!

I went to the bathroom earlier to spend a penny and when I looked to admire it, it was gone. Hence Ghostie.

by Lord Jobby July 2, 2019

post ghosties

cereal that Casper the Friendly ghost has each morning

Casper smiled as he ate his post ghosties

by LokiDoe 214 February 7, 2010

ghostie

A person from West Oaklands "Ghost Town" hood

person 1: Ey where's he from?
person 2: He from Ghost Town, he's a ghostie

by yadidimean December 31, 2007

ghostie poopie

when you go to the bathroom and you feel something come out and you hear it come out but when you look at the toilet bowl there is nothing there

mom i went to the bathroom but it must have been a ghostie poopie

by markzazazazazaz March 2, 2011

Ghostie

Something or someone that it's supposed to form part of a group and to be known but it isn't. Something unknown or ignored by many. A John Doe. Comes from Ghost; not seen

Queen's - That's a fuckin' ghostie school.
I didn't see playing a lot, you where ghosting' around- you where John Doieng' a fuckin' lot.

by Tu Mama November 29, 2003