Gooner 

Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)

Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.

Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.

Gooner by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022

gooner 

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

gooner by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Gooner 

Any fan or student of the second rate school University of Oklahoma. It is a portmanteau of “Sooner,” the school’s official nickname, and “Goon,” referencing the large fan base of drunk, uneducated idiots who would rather fight you than deal with criticism of their team, as well as the large number of criminals recruited to play for their men’s sports teams.

Cowboy: Hey, who do y’all ply next week?
Longhorn: Man, we have to go play ou. Those Gooners can’t even get their initials right!
Cowboy: Oh damn. I hate playing the Gooners. Their fans are the worst

Gooner by Petey_McShaggins_12 August 5, 2023

Gooner 

John Cena (The Gay, not the invisible man)

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.

Gooner by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023

Gooner 

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.

1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”

Gooner by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Gooner 

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

Gooner by Manus craig December 9, 2023

Gooner 

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.

That guy from North London is a gooner

Gooner by Rattybags December 19, 2023