Googleheimers

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot

*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"

by RolandoPico May 10, 2011

googlee

A situation where someone is producing more than just hot air speaking thru his ass, thus producing absolute bullshit.

There appears to be a preponderance of googlee in the air. Thanks for wasting my time.

by shrek August 20, 2004

GOOGLEcat

a verb meaning to trick your friends into trying to join a private conversation. so you and friend would randomly start having a made-up conversation that gets others curious and when they ask about whomever or whatever you're talking about you've succeeded. THEN YOU GO HAHAHAHA you've been GOOGLEcat'd. Then the mark feels stupid and is confused at the same time; and you have that warm fuzzy feeling knowing it. The name is just as random as its meaning.

person one: omg can you believe she did that with that hair dryer.
person two: no man, it was so bizzare.
stupid person three: who are you talking about!? o:
person one: hahaha totally GOOGLEcat'd him.
person two: yeah we did.
stupid person three: ):

by zerosinsteadofOs November 24, 2009

googleate

To Googleate, this means to research something using Google.

"Hey Terry, just Googleate the Part number and see if anything comes up."

by MPLS Wordsmith April 7, 2014

Googleception

When malware redirects your searches to a Google look-alike instead of the real thing.

"Thanks to installing Utorrent without unselecting all the checkboxes, My browser crashes when all the following Googleception sites fight over my searches:
search.clearch.com
search.conduit.com
search.zugo.com
www2.mystart.com
mystart.com
bigseekpro.com
bigspeedpro.com
search.esnips.com
search.foxtab.com
search.brothersoft.com
search.softonic.com
search.infospace.com
search.iminent.com
search.facemoods.com
plusnetwork.com
alothome.com
search.alothome.com
search.chatvibes.com
searchnu.com
search.etype.com
searchya.com
int.search-results.com
search.searchcompletion.com
adoresearch.com
searchcore.net
googosearch.info
bar.searchqu.com
search.speedbit.com
search.toggle.com
click.searchnation.net
search.handycafe.com
searchnation.net
video.searchcompletion.com
searchbrowsing.com
search.sweetpacks.com
search.guardi.us
search.sweetim.com
WARNING DO NOT CLICK THESE LINKS!

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

Googleberries

Small testicles on an open fire.

"I have googleberries"

by Richard Affiirs December 6, 2003

Googledotted

Like being Slashdotted only the traffic is from Google, usually when they've adapted their logo to celebrate a special day (like Van Gogh's birthday).

But should it be spelt with an initial capital or not?

Artist Vincent van Gogh was born in the Netherlands March 30, 1853, and today Google celebrates his birthday with a special logo. As usual, the top-ranked site for the search result the logo links to is completely googledotted.

by anycon April 4, 2005