Goonbag is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A goon bag is a person who has no job, doesn't wear shoes, often covered in sand, doesn't go to class, and of course drinks heaps of goon like its fucking water. A goonbag has no money but still blows it all at the casino usually forcing them to eat chicken and cheeses for all three meals. A goonbag BYO's goon to everything they do and solve all of their problems by drinking
by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012
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What a goofball!
by Bratley May 22, 2003
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Get the goofballinism mug.A person of ill wit who's day is made up of mostly lounging around in their pyjamas. Most "goonbags" would choose not to work if they had the choice but some a forced too because of financial commitments, hence their work life is spent wondering around doing as little as possible talking to people and leaving equipment in carparks.
"Hey Jerry do you want to go hang out with Andy?"
"Hah man, did you see him sitting on his hands? he s such a goonbag"
"Hah man, did you see him sitting on his hands? he s such a goonbag"
by OkayFankyou September 16, 2013
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by ask123 March 3, 2008
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noun. A state of existence, a mental place that can only be obtained by people who are really, really trying to hit it hard this time 'round. Perhaps, just perhaps, this euphoria might percolate in at the expense of a few brain cells (wont miss em) and a few cillia (whiskey). This transcendance is very often closeley preceeded by an overwhelming urge to cough, or maybe a full blown cough-attack.
ex: "Riley, is obviously, goofballed."
Adj. Something expressed, by obvious manoeuver, or perhaps via lack-thereof, that indicates (rather faultlessly) that the person, place or thing being described, has attained a goofballed state of mind.
ex: "hey Braaaahh, you must be mighty happy abt something....You have this glowing totally goofballed look on your face! Oh....Well, wait.....are you OK, bro?"
adv; goofballedly :to be expressing the signs of being goofballed, while engauged in an activity.
noun. A state of existence, a mental place that can only be obtained by people who are really, really trying to hit it hard this time 'round. Perhaps, just perhaps, this euphoria might percolate in at the expense of a few brain cells (wont miss em) and a few cillia (whiskey). This transcendance is very often closeley preceeded by an overwhelming urge to cough, or maybe a full blown cough-attack.
ex: "Riley, is obviously, goofballed."
Adj. Something expressed, by obvious manoeuver, or perhaps via lack-thereof, that indicates (rather faultlessly) that the person, place or thing being described, has attained a goofballed state of mind.
ex: "hey Braaaahh, you must be mighty happy abt something....You have this glowing totally goofballed look on your face! Oh....Well, wait.....are you OK, bro?"
adv; goofballedly :to be expressing the signs of being goofballed, while engauged in an activity.
ex.
D.Wayne :" ..Dude, Roy, You just said that so goofballedly.
Roy: "..What?...Oh Wooohhh sorry, I've just been on a whole nother planet for the last 30 minutes! Did I really just say something?"
D.Wayne :" ..Dude, Roy, You just said that so goofballedly.
Roy: "..What?...Oh Wooohhh sorry, I've just been on a whole nother planet for the last 30 minutes! Did I really just say something?"
by Harry Potter IV August 25, 2007
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