Goochie

A goochie is a guy's coochie. This occurs when a guy tucks his penis in between his legs, creating a goochie. This can also be an ironic term to simply refer to a penis with the same punch that the word coochie provides.

Dude, she kicked me right in the goochie.

by Boinkyy February 7, 2022

goochie man

When you're the best gooch tickler in a gooch off

"Elijah is the best goochie man of all, you see his clutch in gooch off of 2018?"

by yoinkq January 7, 2024

Goochie

The area between a man’s penis and his butt.

Jay: “Yo bro, my girl licked my goochie yesterday when I was getting head it felt mad good”

John: “Yeah your weird for that”

by Winspiracy March 12, 2024

Bruh goochie

A rimjob

My girl gave me the best bruh goochie last night

by Bruhcoochieman September 22, 2020

Goochie

A literal god in a mans body, has the power to do literally anything he wants except spell a sentence correctly, his ethnic origins are unknown but are often speculated to be either Mexican, Italian or Asian

Have my babies Goochie

by Coolkidconway January 14, 2021

Goochy

Not - under any circumstances - to be confused with Gucci.

Remiscent of the odour produced when one has worn the same pair of pyjama bottoms or bed shorts too many days in a row.

The state of “Goochyness” can be measured by carefully sniffing the area of said garment around the area where the gooch (the part of the anatomy between the ball bag and anus) would usually reside.

Honey, are these pyjama bottoms to go in the wash?

I don’t know, have a quick sniff..

Jesus Christ, they’re so Goochy, they’re making my eyes bleed. I think I’ll bin them instead.

by Blackdog 182 March 2, 2025

Goochie

Something cool, rad or awesome

Damn! That jacket looks goochie on you!

Neck gaiters aren’t that cool but that one looks gooch on you duder

by Goonie#1 April 5, 2019