person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
by Pootoshj May 2, 2022

Lady of the house: "Would you like a cup of Tea?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
Builder "Yes please!"
LOTH "What do you take?"
Builder "Tea Whoopi-Goldberg!"
LOTH "Sorry"
Builder "No need to apologise, I understand that the middle class is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. "
LOTH "That's OK, my husband is working away this week..."
Builder "So the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can't reach?"
by crispindry July 19, 2009

by GamerDeezNutz November 4, 2021

by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021

A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.
by Derek Harel September 25, 2023

by bigdick54 April 16, 2015

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
