Gogurt

An act, performed by an uncircumcised man, that involves pulling forward, and pinching off, the loose skin around the penis during ejaculation, trapping all the baby batter. This allows the man to then drain, squeeze or slap the load on her face, or allow her to drain the Gogurt on her own. Also referred to as the 'Sling Load' or 'Smegma Surprise'.

There is nothing better than slapping it across her face Gogurt style to show her how much you care! Deine Mama liebst Gogurt!

by BuddyHemlock March 21, 2011

Chocolate Gogurt

where somebody shits in a condom, squishes it up till its mushy, then squeeze it out like a Gogurt into a womans vagina and uses the shit as lube to fuck.

dude, this chick was into some freaky shit i met at the bar the other night. she asked me to Chocolate Gogurt her.

by eastside lunchtime words September 29, 2012

Gogurt

A good creamy uougurt that you can slurp and it's resembles Peppa pig.

I love that creamy Peppa gogurt

by dgh12 October 1, 2021

Gogurting

The act in which a blowjob is given in the same way a child would eat a gogurt

My girlfriend is so good at gogurting

by far-gone October 1, 2014

Gogurt

Some nasty watery ass yogurt

Man, I accidentally bought the Gogurt

by XxxdonteatGogurt May 3, 2018

Gogurt

When you cum in a condom, take it off and the girl/guy/them squeeze the cum out into their mouth

After I came Jeff’s mom pulled a Gogurt

by Mattfromrphs December 21, 2018

Gogurting

When you cum, dont let any of it out and then you squeeze it back down to your balls

"Yo I was gogurting last night and now it feels like i have a 3rd nut lmao"

by 0v3rd0sr May 1, 2019