fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

glump

Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.

"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.

by Glumpfur January 22, 2006

Glump

Small quantity of water, dropping towards the ground, usually from one's mouth.

"Dude, I dropped a glump get a paper towel."

by NixieWixie July 1, 2009

glump

A term used for random shapeless objects in your fridge which you would rather not deifine....

Me: hahahah that glump was your dinner 3 days ago?
Her: yeah... dont remind me....

by Malkavoru December 28, 2005

glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Gulumptuous

Sharp; quick thinking; witty

Johnny seems very gulumptuous today.

by TheCatch March 6, 2011

Glumpclaw

A person who acts badass but cant hurt a fly

Terry: jimmy said hes gonna beat me
Sharon: jimmy is a fucking glumpclaw dont worry

by godoplays August 23, 2019