Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.

Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?

by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019

global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house

Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.

by edgymofo December 11, 2021

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Pretty much Call of Duty for Russians.

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?

by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016

GLOAT

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

by GLOAT February 15, 2022

Gloat

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.

by Diggity Monkeez May 31, 2005

Glogma

A made up word that is stronger than love. Used when there is no feeling to describe how much you care about a person.
Love times 100,000,000,000,000.

I Glogma Dawn. I have lots of Glogma for him. Shes my world, theres nothing to describe her except Glogma.

by Steven Bishop November 9, 2008

Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.

Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!

by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017