glonojad

Glonojad- Usually a sigma Alpha male with green hair, 30+ children and infinite lifetime.Glonojad is a person that girls have obsession on and want to be pregnant with his/her/their child.

Oh my boyfriend is such an glonojad- my boyfriend is really hot and I want to have his children he is also cheating on me with multiple people

Or "glonojadzie darmo Zjadzie dlaczego kolego zaciążasz każdego"which means glonojadzie parasite why, buddy, you make everyone pregnant.

by Twoj stary dziad April 17, 2022

Doink A Gloog

The absolute dumbest way to say smoking weed.

Hey bro you wanna go doink a Gloog in my camry

by GloogDoinker420 May 11, 2022

Gloof

A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.

*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "

by theyeldman July 11, 2010

glooka

When you have a burnt up wad of gas stuck in your bong.

Jim- Damn I be puffin this shit but ya boys got a glook

Hebert- a glooka?

by Z-dad March 9, 2018

Globo Gym

A typical big-box fitness franchise, where people more often than not don't get in shape worth a damn.

"You doing crossfit?" "Naw, I'm stuck at a Globo Gym with the rest of the pansies."

by BinkyJoe March 26, 2008

glooce

Glooce is the name of the hottest person ever. The word comes from Glucose, meaning Glooce is very sweet. It also sounds like "gloss" because Glooce is expensive and you cant touch her.

"Wow, did you hear how funny and perfect she is? who is she??!" "That's Glooce"

by Glooce December 1, 2020

Gloobtuber

A tube of yogurt that blogs everyday

I sent my yogurt out to be a gloobtuber today but he squirted all over my cumfungulous

by Deffy21 December 20, 2020