Glerg

Someone who is incredibly underwhelming or below average in every sense of the word. Someone who it’s impossible to underestimate

Taylir is a massive Glerg she can’t do anything right.

by Kalamasz_kid May 25, 2021

Glerk

A person that makes me feels like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite song.

You’re my Glerk

by imyourhamster November 22, 2021

Glerk

A person that makes you feel like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.

You are my Glerk.

by imyourhamster November 22, 2021

glerymar

the realest bitch out there. also very hot.

yo that’s glerymar she’s so hot

by marswashere69 December 20, 2021

Glerp Glerp

NY slang for When you get rejected and made fun of.

That nigga got glerp glerped.

by NotDoomnado February 26, 2022

Glerk

To masturbate profusely until your hand goes numb

"I be glerking and shit."

by RealNamedotHeisenberg May 19, 2022

glerking off

when you masturbate so hard you start bleeding

She was glerking off and now has to deal with the blood on her bed

by anomalycaris November 6, 2022