gleanne

gleanne is cute

"gleanne is cute"

by majikkkkk June 7, 2021

HMS Gleaner

From the Wikipedia definition: The HMSML Gleaner (H86) was the smallest commissioned vessel in the Royal Navy, at the time of her decommissioning, with a length of just under 15 metres.

Used to describe how small somebody's junk is.

Guy 1: Mate you've got such a HMS Gleaner

by xyphx June 26, 2019

Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.

Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.

by Spees October 25, 2019

Mr Gleason

A god

Wake up with skittles on my face they calling me Mr Gleason

by Emiliano Lawson October 28, 2019

Van Gleason

"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.

Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!

THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE

by Van Gleason August 25, 2022

Gleamen

Semen minus the sperm

" I never told her I was shooting blanks, so after injecting her full of quarts of gleamen on many occasions, she though she was invincible and got knocked up prudently after playing the field of multiple cocks

by Mentone2 November 24, 2012

Gleaved

To be trapped in a room with a middle aged man who constantly quotes lyrics of songs from the 50's until you go insane.

Did you hear ? Tom got gleaved yesterday and he hasnt been seen since.

by UnicornsKilledMyGirlfriens April 13, 2017