gingervitus

A plague on mankind, a ginger is a genetically inferior race of peoples with red hair and freckles who have no sole.

Wir müssen die Ginger ausrotten

There is no other cure for gingervitus

by D KILLA October 15, 2006

Gingervitis

The disease that plagues all gingers of the world.

Oh my god; did you see how bad a case of gingervitis that kid had!

by Infected and proud May 24, 2009

gingeritious

A very contagious disease that gingers carry.

The ginger spread the gingeritious all over the world.

by Billrythescienceguy March 7, 2017

Gingervitis

An affliction where a person is really attracted to redheads.

Joe really has a thing for redheads, he's got a serious case of gingervitis.

by the_eradicator April 11, 2021

gingivitis-jitsu

A martial arts technique involving breathing in your opponent's face right before executing a move.

I had him in a full guard, but I lost it when he pulled that gingivitis-jitsu move on me. Gross.

by jojobeans1972 February 27, 2013

Gingervitis

A disease that when your skin pigment goes apeshit and your skin goes uncolored, turning white and having an incredible amount of freckles all over your body and especially on your face. The disease also affects your hair colour turning it into an orange-gold or orange-brown colour. Small childrens are affected by this disease when they have a lack of a soul, especially when they were melestered in their youth .

Ginger Kids must avoid excessive sun rays contact as they're skin is extremly sensitive. They must put a mass amount of suncream before going swimming or other activities.

60% of Ginger kids also gets brain deficienties and have low amount of maturity and are lunatic. Other 30% is good.

People who suffered Gingervitis, Like Ron Howard and Shaun White were the 2 people who have done great things in life. I don't know any others.

by ThunderBlog March 16, 2010

gingervitus

A disease, normally affecting women, whereby the sufferer finds herself inexplicably and totally attracted to men with red or "ginger" hair. The disease, which has no known cure as of yet, is normally acquired after one has a severe infatuation with a particularly attractive and sexy ginger, leading the sufferer to believe ALL red-heads are equally attractive.

Girl 1: OMG i have a bad case of the gingervitus, i keep seeing ridiculously sexy redheads everywhere i go! i don't know what to do!
Girl 2: Ah the same thing has been happening to me ever since i saw that sexy beast Rupert Grint in Harry Potter and the half blood prince.

by mofee July 29, 2009