Gilled

A status one achieves when they become so intoxicated they leave their present state of mind and body and are taken over by aliens, ghosts, and robots. In turn, causing them quite often to end up in different area codes, falling asleep in someones house and once they are disturbed from their slumber they will vigoursly argue they are in their own home and swear on their lives their roomates are upstairs. The end result usually results in a death punch to the chest to whom ever awakes this beast.

If one can recognize someone is "Gilled" it is best to let them do as they please.

Never, Ever, Ever disturb the slumber of the "Gilled" one.

"Bro, im fittin to get "Gilled" tonight. Ill probably need 100 beers and 2 bottles of 151!"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Im Gilled!!!!! I Live Here! I Will Eat Your First Born Child! Now Face My Death Punch To Your Chest!!!!"

"Glop glop glop glop glop, steve, getcha, getcha,...im so Gilled"

by Rage Bear December 8, 2009

gifted nekopara

the act of gifting your s/o a catgirl dating sim

fortnite ninja is cool

''i was gifted nekopara,i love them so much''

by fatneek69420aids69420 July 15, 2021

Gilfette

Grandma I Love to Fuck, created to distinguish from a GILF (grandpa)

“Hey did you see Chad’s nanna? She’s such a gilfette!”

by skunk_toast January 12, 2022

Gifted Hater

Steve Smith lookalike influencer who rants about skateboarding culture on Youtube, Twitch and Patreon. Mostly known for exposing Cariuma, the Berrics and analysing Steve Berra's wit. Occasionally provides proof-reading support for skaters who can't differentiate between 'a part' and 'apart' in their Instagram posts.

I recently watched Gifted Hater rip on the Internet.

by FakieImpossible August 15, 2022

Keith Gillespie

To masturbate furiously in a friends room without their knowledge.

Keith Gillespie is known for his frantic forays down the wing for numerous premier league teams and has also released a book with a passion killing picture on the cover...

"I'm just going into Colin's room for a cheeky Keith Gillespie"

by DP - Game Time January 7, 2014

ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.

Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!

by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014

burnt out gifted kid

A kid who was "smart" in their younger years. Often growing up a perfectionist and or having a superiority complex. Who when reaching middle, high school, or collage, cant keep up. Becoming paralyzed with who they could be, struggling to keep up with their past grades and achievements. The kind of person who grows up to have Imposter Syndrome.

Joe was had such good grades back in middle school, now he's just a burnt out gifted kid.

by Cuthulu_chopstick April 13, 2022