Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

Having a Giraffe

Having a Laugh (Rhyming Slang)

Teacher: And tomorrow, We'll have a follow up test so you don't forget!
Student: AW Man!! Your having a Giraffe!

by Seth Crosby January 2, 2009

Giraffe Potty

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Giraffe Potty lol

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 15, 2018

Higher than giraffe pussy

Achieved when one smokes so much chronic that they are as high as the ureteral vicinity of the Giraffa camelopardalis.

"Shit mein, I blazed so much dro, I was higher than giraffe pussy yesterday!"

by Martwamp January 4, 2008

Giraffe Money

Term used to describe how much money a wealthy person has.
Being able to ask how much a giraffe would cost.

"That nigga's got giraffe money."

by Mister 22 April 29, 2004

airlifted giraffe

Something unexpected, yet thoroughly satisfying.

As seen at the 1:24 mark in the '2012' Trailer HD on YouTube.

Did you see that link she sent me? Oh man, what an airlifted giraffe!

by calrockx July 17, 2009

My giraffe

A greeting used by youths in the North of England when speaking to their friends. Commonly shortened to 'my G' for brevity.

'What's up my giraffe?'

by ur_mum_clobber_69 November 7, 2021