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Gironkey

A man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. Plus is very ugly. The term Gironkey= Giraffe+Donkey+dog. Very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. Will probably die alone.
Ehmobuhks: Why are we all after beauty? It is so last year!
JaspahCrazy:Oh yeah, hes a total Gironkey.
Nessie: TOTAL GIRONKEY!
Rose: Why must u be in denial so? GIRONKEY!
Megan: teehee....Gironkey....
by JaspahCrazyy September 29, 2008
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gibon

'Gibon' - in polish means 'blunt', 'joint'.
'Gibon' is taken from word 'Gubernator' (eng. governer) -
i realy don't know why, but it is.

It's a new word - invention by me and my homie Radi during smokin 'sticky icky icky' :)
- Yo bro pass the gibon maaaan!
- Hush bro, just do another gibon maaaan!
by St.Koma November 1, 2006
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gimongous

Yo, dat a gimongous burrito! I gotta gets me one of them's!
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
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gibongous

A) Extremely enormous, bigger than normal. Usually used to described a guy who's penis is either over girthed or extra long.

A) opposite of tinnie winnie short short dick!
Daaaamn Luke, your wanker was gibongous!
by dalethefarmer August 4, 2007
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luis giron

When you or another person has the potential of being a pro-sports player but wants to hang out in an infested house getting drunk with the sorriest on earth. Also likes to ditch other friends for those who he likes to get drunk with. Also has a girlfriend that has the Amazon forest on her back as hair
You: hey watsup dude? U wana play some football or sumthin

Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff

You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
by tom herbert November 15, 2009
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gihon

a very fat and evil motherfucker who loves white girls almost as much as he loves his weed.
ay man all you do iis fuck white girls, eat and smoke weed, you're moving like a gihon.
by -Pablo November 28, 2014
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Gironkeyphant

A Gironkeyphant is a mut mammal. Including a Giraffe, a Monkey, and an Elephant this mammal is found in Africa.

Well known to the tribe Yekidonk and the Munnis. This animal was used in the 23,000 B.C. for food and for carrying important needs. Sometimes the Yekidonks would sacrafice this animal to use its brain. This creatures brain had a certain goo in it called Iticky which was great for preserving dead bodies, fragil elements, and food. A wild Gironkeyphants fought Wooly Mammoths and ate them whole. Gironkeyphants digestive system allowed bones. Gironkeyphants also ate Siberian Tigers and Cougays know today as Cougers. Gironkeyphants lived for 200 years life-span. There species lived from 4 million years ago to 1 million year ago. Showing that this animal lived very shortly. A baby Gironkeyphant stood 7 feet tall. An average male Gironkeyphant stood an amazing 35 to 45 feet tall. This animal was a beast the animal kingdom consuming 1/2 ton of food and water a day.

The species is extinct now and there were no fossil remains of these animals. Only clues found was of meat found in various canivorous animals like Sabretooths. These animals were born domestic to humans yet they kill with ease and dominated the animals kingdom.
This is a cool fossil museum but I wish there was a fossil of a Gironkeyphant
by TropicThunder19 June 30, 2009
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