German eater

Someone who is lying, (chatting shit)

About someone or somthing

Connor you haven’t had sex with more then 2 girls

“Connor reply’s, yes I have

Ad responds your such a German eater

by ThekillerG November 25, 2019

German Nug Jar

when someone hides an illicit substance in an uncircumcised male's foreskin.

Me: I'm not sure how to get this weed into the show without security busting me

Friend: I got you bro. I'll stash it in my German Nug Jar.
Me: Ummm... Schweet!

by Smells Phishy May 28, 2020

German sunglasses

Taking a dump on someone's face with the feces resembling a pair of glasses, then proceeding to piss into each eye socket to create the sunglasses lens.

I just gave her a pair of German Sunglasses

by Terance Lancaster May 6, 2022

hungry German

The hungry German is a sexual activity where the person on top licks/eats custard from the other person's hair.

Can we do the hungry German tonight? I haven't had that much for supper today.

by henrytaylor May 22, 2018

Worm germ

A generic declaration that one has some type of std.

I cant sleep with you babygirl, I've got a worm germ and you're not really attractive.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020

0.01% Germ

That one germ no sanitizer can ever kill.

Peron1: I just sanitized my hands! I'm clean now!
Person2: No you're not, the 0.01% germ still lives on your hand!

by Ohdangyoustupidthing November 17, 2010

Fancy german car

This is the preferred mode of transport for City Slickers

Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy german car!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020