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Ass Gerbil

Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.

Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.
Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'
by ..WiL May 16, 2005
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gerbildick

Someone who has a really small dick; like a gerbil's
Shutup, you gerbildick!
by MikeinToronto22 January 17, 2008
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gerbiler

one who inserts live declawed gerbils into ones rectum using tube and lube
james bravro is a pro gerbiler on the weekends.
by mr. chinook April 28, 2011
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shifty gerbil

when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil
dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.
by lee brackett January 22, 2009
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Gerbil

A younger woman who likes older men. Opposite of Cougar.
She only goes after 30 year old men. She is such a gerbil.
by Beretta April 11, 2009
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Gerbil

the opposite of a cougar. A young woman, usually under twenty, who dates older men because she feels that she needs to be taken care of, or for some alternative reason such as money or to feel important. Without an older man, a gerbil feels small, vulnerable and weak.
That girl is such a gerbil! He is five years older than she is.
by cutechef101 April 13, 2009
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gremilee

an amazing ship for two people named griffin and Emilee and a misspelling of the popular destination of Gremilly in France
Gremilee for life
by PickleRick 2.0 October 27, 2017
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