gerard way

SEXIEST BITCH YOUR MOM WILL EVER MEET. HE OWNS YOU... HE ALSO CAN SING AND YEAH / Gerard Way is the sexiest thing since sliced bread.His voice is better than that of a thousand angels and if you are not careful his voice(in all its sexiness)will cause you to become very horny.LOVE HIM and his skeleton footi pajamas..and eye make-up yeah

"Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara...I'm a fucking princess!~Gerard the awesome artist

by TooshyWhooshy April 23, 2005

gerard way

Gerard Arthur Way was born on April 9 1977.
He is in a band called My Chemical Romance.
His Brother Mikey Way is also in this band.
He is clean and sober and has been since August 2004.
He is not depressed nor is he homosexual or Bisexual, although people tend to think otherwise because they have witnessed him kissing other men, have seen one of the many pictures on the internet or they have heard a stupid rumor.
Gerard and the rest of MCR do not encourage people to be depressed, to self harm or do anything that they feel they have to do to 'fit in'. In fact they do the complete opposite.
People have now found it cool to hate My chemical romance, which in fact is something that both my chemical romance and their fans laugh at (or at least all the fans should) because as they SHOULD know MCR need something to fight against and hating them will only make them want to stay a band.

Aww, that kid just called me a faggot. Ain't that cute? You know .. I really like you and you're not like all the other boys so .. will you take me to prom and f*ck me in the backseat later? ~ Gerard Way

Dont piss your life away with suicide-it's a bullshit way out ~ Gerard Way

by Miss-Murder November 10, 2008

Matt Giraud

Lincoln High School's American Idol prodigy. Matt is the current golden boy of southern Michigan.

Matt Giraud is sooo awesome...he's in the top 36 on American Idol!

by Cathy S. February 19, 2009

Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

Gerard Way

He is a God. Frontman of the exceptional My Chemical Romance. He has the voice of an angel. Black hair that would shame the midnight sky and beautiful eyes that you could fall into, lips so tender you would want to vanish inside his kiss. Like a pill of sweetness, once you taste him you're addicted

I miss you, I miss you, so far.
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard.

by stainedblackrose December 26, 2004

Gerard Way

The product of twenty eight years of perfect ageing that is too hot for most of the population to handle.

The person in MCR that looks the hottest is Gerard Way (disclaimer:this is a matter of opinion)

by four wafflez March 25, 2005

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007