Gecko Maria

A villain that gives souls to other objects with a portuguese custard pie and a little mustache on his face.

oh no gecko maria

by sannsan November 21, 2021

gecko sanctuary

A safe place for your sentient geckos from Zara employees and tech extremists

The gecko sanctuary was bombarded by Khrysos (leader of tech extremists)

by romania becomes independent an July 14, 2023

Leopard gecko

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.

Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.

by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.

dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko

by Putrid169 June 29, 2011

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

Tokay Gecko

A beautiful lizard filled with rage and hate that wants to kill you in one bite, that's why most of them stay on your hand over a few hours when they bite.

If you want to get rid of Tokay Geckos in your house, let them open their mouth and feed them chocolates, avocados, grapes or unhealthy sweets.

by Shiine-1 January 11, 2022

from the gecko

people are actually saying "from the get go", meaning from the start, beginning

man, I probably wouldn't had volunteered if I would of known what I was getting into right from the gecko (get go).

by HectorFabian December 18, 2012