Gay Gayerson

Term to describe the epitome of homosexuality. Used on an episode of Roseanne.

He couldn't be any gayer even if his name was Gay Gayerson!

by Ben Schumin December 2, 2003

poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008

crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."

by June Monsoon October 8, 2013

gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

by stockman09 April 13, 2011

gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

Gayier

The act of seeming more and more gay. Suddenly appearing "overwhelmingly gay".

Chris was just a bi, emo guy, until he met jon and became a drag queen. He then got more and more gayier.

by ThePinkEraser February 21, 2009

gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire

Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.

by chrisrosano August 3, 2009