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gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006
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Gayier

The act of seeming more and more gay. Suddenly appearing "overwhelmingly gay".
Chris was just a bi, emo guy, until he met jon and became a drag queen. He then got more and more gayier.
by ThePinkEraser February 21, 2009
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gaper delay

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.
There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.
by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008
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gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire
Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.
by chrisrosano August 3, 2009
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Gayneration

A generation of gayguys. Every 3 or so years a new generation ascends in the gay community, making the generation prior to the new one automatically more wise, experienced and mature.
"Oh my god, what are Maikel and Remco doing, dressing up like GaGa and going out high as a kite on their fatburner buzz? Srsly guys, I don't get the new gayneration!"
by HERMESxEVANS November 22, 2009
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gayer than a picnic basket

Being so extremely gay that there is a high chance of said gay person exploding into kittens and rainbows. Not to be confused with gay as a picnic basket, which is the stable equivalent.
Josh - That guy is gayer than a picnic basket!

Eric - I'm going to keep my distance, my insurance doesn't cover injuries made by shards of rainbows!

Josh - Now that you mention is, I am allergic to cats.... Better safe than sorry....
by Ima Sonovabitch August 22, 2012
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road gaper

a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.

characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.

primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.
a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.

at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.
by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011
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