gave him a haircut

Gaming term, more specifically an FPS term. Used when a player just barely misses a headshot (projectile flies above enemy players head, does not hit torso).

Paul: *playing well, tries to line up a quick headshot. Fails.*

John: Dammit, dude, you gave him a haircut!

by BinkyCheets July 11, 2025

Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

Gave her a hoodie

When you lick or suck the hood that covers a girl's clitoris.

I gave her a hoodie I told she couldn't take it anymore and pushed my tongue down on her clit.

by lilmaninthecanoe September 28, 2025

it never gave

“It never gave” is used to describe something that was never an option or a given, just a bad look!!! Opposite of “that’s a given”
terrible ideanot validateda bad look

It never gave black air forces tbh.
You saw the nigga Cardi B was with? Yes girl it never gaveee👎🏽👎🏽.
Girl ya pussy stink... it never gave love.

by Badbitchvibes December 3, 2019

they gave me crickets

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

by Maldox July 1, 2019

Your City Gave Me Asthma

Depression, utter sadness

Me: Oh yeah I like Your City Gave Me Asthma

My friend: Are you ok?

by Wilber Soot May 5, 2021

They never should've gave you niggas money

A phrase uttered when a rich and/or famous black person does or says something so stupid that it can be viewed as an embarrassment to the entire race. Can range from a ridiculous comment to a stupid action, or anything that helps to further the stereotypes against blacks. Often puts even-keeled blacks in the tough spot of hating some of their own, while simultaneously keeping YT in his place. If these people were not rich and famous, they would be able to exist in obscurity as the idiots that they are, drawing very little attention to themselves except for when they inevitably end up on the local 10:00 news over some dumb shit.

Taken from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Rappers and pro athletes are the most common targets of this remark. Watch 106 and Park or any major celebrity event on BET, and you'll be saying this quite a bit.

*turns to 2009 BET Awards*

*Sees Soulja Boy*

Me: "They never should've gave you niggas money!"

by hatestupidity June 29, 2009