Garfias

An uncommon last name usually given to awesome people.

Person 1: Wow, Mr. Garfias is so awesome!
Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!

by Christopher A. G. March 1, 2008

Garfong

A smokable substance that will get you high

""We could smoke Garfong / And watch him ride the big one" Neil Young

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 11, 2016

garmining

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.

I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!

by kat51 March 11, 2009

garfungalfuck

Someone who is wrong in every aspect of their being and can only associate with other garfungalfucks (deals with both appearance and personality)

That guy is such a garfungalfuck or, yeah I know that guy he is totally a garfungalfuck

by elvisphillie October 13, 2010

Garking

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield also known as the best Spider-Man and the most comic accurate, is a British actor.

Yo nigga did you see the amazing Spider-Man 2 with Andrew Garfield?

by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021