fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

garaged

A verb meaning to get high, derived from the circumstantial need to ninja smoke in a house with other occupants not so keen on your smoking habits.

It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has smoked himself/herself into a mental coma.

Person 1: Hey, so I'm coming over later today.
Person 2: Sweet, want to celebrate Bush being out of office by getting garaged?
Person 1: Hell yes.

or

Person 1: ........
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey...(prolonged silence)
Person 2: Dude, you called me. Are you completely garaged right now or what?

by REV0R January 22, 2009

XXX Garfield

The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.

Look, there's XXX Garfield! He might fuck our moms but he'll save us from all danger.

by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019

I'll be in the garage

Slang for planning to commit suicide

Later bob, I'll be in the garage.

by DoYouFeelIt December 25, 2019

Garagely

-Term used in pineapple express when the stoner told the girl and her parents to check into a motel under the name garagely and they were in a garage.

-jessy's n daniellas word!

-garagely can also mean a garage but with a ly at the end to make it sound sexier

Mr.Garagely come get your papers!

by weedka&weedcardiBabbehh May 1, 2010

Garfield shot

After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.

Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.

I poured out a shot of Jack, then totally did a Garfield shot instead.

by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010