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Garf
Shartys like a melody in my garf
by Your local anarchy May 8, 2022
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The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind
by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024
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Garf

Verb Garf/garfing

Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf

It holds more power than palpatine
Obama is Garfing everyone

I did a garf near my uncle
by Bigbob1945 August 29, 2022
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garf

ew
by dez_dez February 24, 2022
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garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.
Garf: garf sounds
by civiliangarf May 29, 2018
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/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me
Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄
by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022
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Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013
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