Garf Karf

An ugly car. Usually a Volkswagen Beetle.

Person 1: look at that Garf Karf! How ugly!

Person 2: There is a skinless body behind the KFC I work at

by The Bigulus Testiculus May 5, 2023

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/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me

Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄

by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022

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Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"

"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."

by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013

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garf

ew

person: i love sardines

you: garf.

by dez_dez February 24, 2022

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garf

An enlightened socialist hive mind that, accidentally, mastered the ability to control and manipulate space time. Their appearance reflects Garfield from the critically acclaimed comic strip of the same name. Their only form of communication is through light-sounding grunts.

Garf: garf sounds

by civiliangarf May 29, 2018

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