gandalf cumshot 

The act of where a male cumshot has landed, and has been ejaculated with such a power and strength that it's as if Gandalf himself has gifted it with his aid from the flames of the mountain of Erebor. There are few with this power, and those that do are often in hiding because they do not wish to destroy the world with such a force, or allow it to fall into the wrong hands. A Gandalf Cumshot is easily identifiable if the female is wearing makeup, because the cumshot should have hit it with so much force that the makeup is no more. Side effects may contain the female being dead/partially wounded as a result. Beware.

Guy 1 "Did you see the twin towers yesterday?" Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard Osama Bin Laden did a Gandalf Cumshot"

guy1- did you see Kim last night? guy2- yeah, she looked so bad she had taken a gandalf cumshot

gandalf cumshot by danceonmybelly August 11, 2014

Gandalf High-five 

A Gandalf High-five is an awesome type of high-five which is reserved to only those who have met Sir Ian Mckellen.

Jason: eeeeeeh, I met Ian Mckellen.
Michael: Gandalf High-five!!!!!

*HIGH FIVE takes place*

Gandalf High-five by corbane December 8, 2010

gandalf the black 

That old crackhead who roams the hood freely with nothing but a pair of baggy Levi’s and a slight swagger in his step.

You can find him spewing mystical gibberish to himself in the local park. If you can decipher his strange grunts and noises, then you know your quest has only just begun.

There’s a Gandalf the white, and Gandalf the grey.

But have you met Gandalf the black ?

gandalf the black by JackisOG July 17, 2021

Gandalf Hitler

During the second world war in middle earth, Gandalf Hitler led the Axis against the hobbits and humans of middle earth. Gandalf Hitler saw the hobbits and humans as inferior and wanter to eradicate them.

Gandalf Hitler used magic gas to eliminate the hobbits.

Gandalf Hitler by TRUEHistoryOfMiddleEarth May 25, 2023

Gandalf or Yoda? 

Gandalf is a man
Yoda is a puppet

I'll take Gandalf

Gandalf or Yoda? by lezbo October 13, 2003

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

Gandalf's beard by MIKE March 19, 2004

Gandalf the Gay 

A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.

You're a fucking Gandalf the Gay.

Gandalf the Gay by Popposs December 28, 2011