ass gambling

1. the act of wagering the retention of one's anal virginity. This is a very risky wager and advanced technique only to be used if you're absolutely positive you can win, unless you're gay of course 2. the act of using one's ass as a gambling device i.e. ass shuffler or dice roller. this is usually frowned upon by much of the gambling community because of its unsanitary results of players haviing to play with shit covered cards/dice

1. Josh- "Brian said he doesn't wanna hang out today. He spent last night being anally violated because he ran out of money at the poker game." Evan- "I told that cock smoker he needed to quit ass gambling" 2. "I thought craps was a dice game, there's shit everywhere. Fucking ass gamblers, I'm leaving!"

by E-Murda321 August 17, 2011

Gubbling

When a person talks utter nonsense for a long time.

"Will you please stop gubbling on?"

by Roxieeee:) July 5, 2009

nob gobbling flesh monger

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth

Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.

by jianny joe matt December 22, 2008

gabeing

Kicking your only soccer goal when your mom ain't lookin

Jeff was gabeing last week, much to the shock of everyone

by Auggie July 26, 2004

refundable gambling

The desirable name given to casino's who insist on only giving money away, and returning any lost.

Tim was very rich after a night of amphetamines and refundable gambling.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Nob Gobbling

Blow Job

Hey baby, how about a little nob gobbling.

Sorry I have a sore throat

by Wild Old Woman June 21, 2009

Ball Gobbling jewtard

One who puts testicles in his mouth and is in fact a JEW

Wow, that guy is a ball gobbling jewtard!

by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009