Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017

gyrosexual

When someone has a strong sexual attraction to green things, people, animals, etc...

me: matthew why did you give shrek a blowjob

Matthew: because im a gyrosexual

by ilikegreendick February 21, 2017

gyroclamatical

Gyro means cool.
Gyroclamatical means super mega awesome cool !

"I am eating pickles while sitting in a bathtub full of orange juice listening to Black moth super rainbow. This is so gyroclamatical !"

by lizehkins April 26, 2009

Gyrosbanane

When someone is above average with the hero genji from overwatch

Wow, you where such a gyrosbanane with genji.

by Jullezzz79 September 16, 2020

Gyrosexual

A person with the strange sexual attraction to people, things, animals of the colour green

Matthew, you can't shove a green marker up your asshole. YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrolf

He is the epitome of homosexuality. If you thought you could never see anything more gay than a double horned unicorn jumping over a rainbow then you have not seen a gyrolf. With the ability to change his appearance from a black man to a mexican it is quite rare to spot this unique creature. During the winter season a gyrolf can spend 20-22 hours hibernating in his cave and during the other 2 hours you can catch it masturbating to gay porn. With the personality of a 6 year old school girl you will feel drawn to this creature but beware! With one kiss on the cheek from a gyrolf you will instantly transform into one of his minions.

Did you just touch my ass? You are totally turning into a gyrolf.

Person #1: Holy you got so burnt tanning today!
Person #2: Yeah, I got my gyrolf on.

by Gyrolf December 12, 2012