Tim, you just shot the birthday girl. Why’d u do that?
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.
by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel April 10, 2019
by guacamoleball123 June 10, 2019
She makes lots of noises making guacamole.
by Urbanized-persian August 31, 2021
by Guacamole King October 31, 2009
Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."
by chad900 July 20, 2013
Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.
Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.
by N4Sir August 12, 2009
where 4 hours before having anal the girl drinks a purple slushy. While having anal she shits and the shit is green. Hence the name Anal Guacamole.
Yeah we were doing anal and she did some Anal Guacamole
by AnalGuacomole May 17, 2019